Documents, Falsifying

iworkatapubliclibrary:

Patron: “Can you help me scan this and change the date at the top?” [hands over an insurance claim of some sort]

Staff: “Oh, I’m sorry, our scanner is broken.” [I fibbed. I ain’t gonna help you falsify your documents!]

Patron: “Then can you help me retype this in Word? Or should I use Excel? I can’t remember which one to use for this stuff.”

Staff: “Try Excel and come find me if you need help printing.”

Patron: “Thanks for your help.”